What if I…
1.
Bind it up with twine
2.
Chew it up
3.
Wash it with the laundry
4.
Wash it with the dishes
5.
Cook it in a skillet
6.
Put it in the dryer
7.
Doodle on it like a kindergartener
8.
Watch TV with it
9.
Use it to silence my roommate’s dying fire alarm
(BEEP!)
10.
Write a radio play about it on it
11.
Microwave it (is it safe to microwave this?)
12.
Turn it into a flip book
13.
Put it in the freezer (Like Captain America)
14.
Put make-up on it
15.
Burry it next to where some dog buried a bone
16.
Leave it on the bus
17.
Make paper cranes out of it
18.
Dunk it in milk like an Oreo
19.
Hack it into pieces
20.
Spit on it
21.
Fold it up with the laundry
22.
Make it into mini books
23.
Hang it on the laundry line
24.
Mail it to the president
25.
Drive over it repeatedly
26.
Wipe it down with bleach
27.
Sew the pages together
28.
Post it online
29.
Cover it in glue and put it on the ceiling
30.
Make it into a greenhouse
31.
Cover it in glitter
32.
Weave it into the blinds
33.
Use it as an umbrella
34.
Make it into a sandwich
35.
Make it into a necklace
36.
Stomp on it
37.
Clean the toilet with it
38.
Vacuum it up
39.
Hand it out like flyers
40.
Give it to a homeless man
41.
Let it swim with the fishes
42.
Put it in a hole with seeds and let plants grow
from it
43.
Scatter it over the floor of an elevator
44.
Make it into a ton of paper airplanes
45.
Turn it into business cards
46.
Make it into a parachute
47.
Use it as Kleenexes
48.
Cover it in smiley faces
49.
Melt crayons on it
50.
Give it away page by page at Halloween
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